The Only Social-Media Guru You'll Ever Need ...

Or Your Money Back

Posted by Ken Wheaton on 06.17.09 @ 05:59 PM

Finally, someone offers the sort of business plan that will help you turn Twitter into cash ... or gold ... or even cash-gold. Fair warning, but close your eyes if certain words offend you. Ladies and gentlemen, The Complete Social Media Douchebag. Or, better yet, THE COMPLETE SOCIAL MEDIA DOUCHEBAG, because, according to Tip No. 128, "CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE-CONTROL FOR AWESOME! "

4 Comments

By danaseverson | MEDINA, MN June 17, 2009 06:17:23 pm:

Now that is some good humor.

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By nickkinports | Chicago, IL June 18, 2009 10:27:17 am:

Good stuff - over the top and pretty funny too!

I actually used this article in my latest post, "Everyone Hates Social Media" to illustrate how tired some people in the advertising industry have become with the constant white noise surrounding social.

http://admaven.blogspot.com/2009/06/everyone-hates-social-media.html

Nicholas E. Kinports
Digital Integration Manager, Maddock Douglas
Blog: http://admaven.blogspot.com
Twitter: http://twitter.com/admaven

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By BakersDog | Myrtle Beach, SC June 19, 2009 01:47:30 pm:

What about my wildly popular, multi-award winning ebook on Twitter Business $ucce$$? http://bakersdog.com/ebook/

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