How Would You Remake Mickey Mouse?
Disney Giving Corporate Icon a Makeover
Mickey Mouse is getting a makeover.
The one-time "Steamboat Willie" star is coming up his 81st birthday Nov. 18 and it looks like his gift from Walt Disney Co. will be a much-needed overhaul. The small-world news was big enough that even the august New York Times put the story on its cover.

That got us thinking: This is an amazing opportunity for branding experts, so we throw the question out to you, dear reader, so you can strut your stuff: How would you remake Mickey Mouse?
Post your answers below or e-mail us at AdAgeeditor@adage.com.












Millenials and Gen Z would be the audience.
Essence -
Smart, self-effacing, stylish, peer driven, wired and connected, mashed up - timeless Old School Steamboat Willie in techni-color with a touch of environmental green and a good scoop of Michael Phelps.
Name/Handle -
Change nick name to Mic or Michael and drop the Mouse in everyday conversation. Just use it in formal address.
In The Know -
Tight fitting, ever changing t-shirts that speak in code - short messages with double meanings.
Healthy -
Do push-ups and leg lift crunches to tone the pecs, triceps and abs.
Wired, Connected, Listens and Responds -
Non-descript smart phone with big screen always in hand or back right pocket. Complete with small head set (at least one earbud in ear at all times) to multi-task - listen to music, watch video, talk to friends and toon out. This is the epicenter for cross merchandising and promotional opportunities.
Prepared for action and business -
Gold shoes morph into tan, slighted muted leather work books with matching work gloves. Deflate gloves and consider fingerless for more versatility to text, game, sign language, lift weights and get busy. Cut gloves tight to free up wrist for additional gaming flexibility and to make room for a mixed assortment of rubber and weaved wrist bands.
Jeans and Assets -
Turn in the mom/Barack-fit pants with big buttons, for low rise, tight fit, tail hanging just over the top in back jeans. Make sure pockets have tears and shreds and the fabric weave has odd patterns that shimmer and change hues in the light. Must look faded and worn.
Black Lycra underwear band hanging low, but just above low rise pants. Note, t-shirt hangs just above underwear band to accentuate it.
Green fabric double buckle military belt with metal fittings.
Hat -
Black with Big iconic mouse head black logo with silver outline on the side. Wear it on one ear turned off center, because nobody else can do that.
Hoodie -
For blustery days - Black and gray stripe hoodie with oversized grey shoe strings in the hood. Big double pockets and zipper down the front that's always open to keep underwear in view. Mouse logo small on chest and just below hood/collar on back.
Backpack –
Black acrylic with grey and silver accents and elastic pull tight, bungee cord weave in front. 6 zippered compartments provide space for every need including padded laptop holder in back. Small mouse logo at the bottom front of the bag. Adjustable padded straps include pocket to hold smart phone. Bag always worn on one shoulder only – never two.
Sideburns -
Restyle sides to be bigger, more blunt shape, less point.
Eyebrows -
Thicken up and move down - but still keep manicured.
Get some choppers -
Nice and natural - not the overdone Hollywooders.
Scruffy whiskers –
Scruff a little, not too much like your trying to scruff.
Tattoos -
Back of neck and ankle. Cool and small. Change out often with secret game cheat codes.
Ear Ring -
Optional. Single diamond stud if absolutely necessary.
Rodney Mason, CMO
www.moosylvania.com
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Killer ideas, Rodney, and I can't touch them.
Disney has morphed Mickey many times over the years and has always asserted the Mouse's relevance, even as other characters and icons have taken his place. My hope is that Disney will loosen its notorious death grip on Mickey by soliciting new non-Disney ideas. Maybe this will give Marvel something to do while Disney and Marvel wait for all of those existing licensing contracts to expire? Testosterone Mickey!
Carol Spieckerman/ President/ newmarketbuilders
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Twitter: @retailxpert
Right Pillsbury Doe Boy?
Of course we'll have to introduce a bevy of new pals not to leave any one out, including a handicapped Mickey (Sorry, I meant physically challenged), a midget Mickey, (jeez, I mean little person Mickey) an American Indian Mickey (the son of a casino owner,) an emo Mickey (who the others constantly encourage not to cut himself,) and most definitely an earth friendly green Al Gore Mickey. I guess we'll need an anti-smoking zealot Mickey while we're at it.
The story lines are so exciting as no one ever gets in trouble, there's no arguing, they all get along amazingly swell, and when they play sports, there are no winners or losers as every game ends in a tie! Disney Life...milquetoast at its finest!
It's PC Mickey, people! Welcome the the Magic Kingdom!
Tommy Z • Publisher, PlanetZman
The Last Great Bastion for REAL Men
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Let's keep someting good and clean and trustworthy. When Micky's Clubhouse is on, I know I don't have to monitor. I can trust it.
Were a hip, edgy, "cool" Mickey to emerge, I would feel less comfortable.
I would leave Mickey alone - he is recognized the world over. Millions go to the parks and watch the shows - leave it be!
Otherwise, the last time we saw Mickey behaving like Mickey was when Bob Hoskins was falling down the side of a skyscraper and Mickey told Bugs Bunny to hand him a spare tire in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGFc_w1oXt8&feature=player_embedded
I think, at this point, the original vision of Mickey is more stylish, edgy and iconic than anything else. Just embrace the fact that you wouldn't want your kid holding this mouse's hand.
Honestly, why bother trying to make over a cartoon character that's already achieved worldwide fame?
Instead, why doesn't Disney go back to its roots by focusing on making new movies that are actually worth a damn? What they need are EDGY PLOTS and not a new "edgier" Mickey Mouse.
You want to fix him up? Write lines for him that mean something this day in age without killing his unique personality.
All this said, I want to say that remaking Mickey Mouse is not an option. Perhaps, a slight modification/enhancement is.
I would suggest a more modern Mickey. He is dated. Needs cooler, but SIMPLE shoes. New clothes... subtleness is key.
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p.s. can we also note what a hot topic this is? what am I... comment 27?
Let's take Mickey to Extreme Sports; Skateboards, BMX, Surfing where the slang and jargon is well understood by the youth of today. This same guidance would then be extended to his look and apparel–paid placement anyone? DC shoes, Element Hoodies or tees, Cargo Shorts, etc., etc. Also, how about modern artists in the soundtrack with a driving beat and scenes cut to pace.
Give the kids what they want, seek relate to and understand.
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He needs to be stretched vertically. Taller, lankier, more athletic.
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But if you bring back something that already existed, that isn't well-known, then you can get reactions like, "I didn't know Mickey was such a badass."
A more engaging Mickey already exists and therefore has the credibility that a tattooed, pierced Mickey does not. Don't pander, reinvigorate.