Maybe Grokster and Morpheus, post-death-by-lawsuit, will also be born again as legit offerings. But probably not. As Gawker/Defamer/Wonkette publisher Nick Denton has figured out, it's really not that hard to conjure insta-cool: Just add a cute suffix to the end of something. (I'm still waiting for CNNette and Tommy Hilfigerster.) The reality is, millions of users have already moved on. There are already better, stealthier and effectively unstoppable peer-to-peer file-sharing products out there. Despite the media giants' victory dance, nobody's won nuthin.'
As it happens, the day the Grokster/StreamCast ruling came down, former Primedia chief Tom Rogers was named CEO of TiVo. I already beat up on Primedia in my last column, so I'll just stoically remind readers of Rogers' legacy at the company: To juice a stock that IPO'd at $10 a share, he made some vague pronouncements about Internet strategies (before the bubble burst in 2000), which briefly sent the stock soaring into the $30s, until Wall Street realized how hollow (and boneheaded) most of those pronouncements were. Rogers was then forced out by the Primedia board in 2003, and the stock's currently at about $4.
Deja vu: Before being named chief of the company, TiVo board member Rogers spearheaded a vague deal with cable giant Comcast that juiced TiVo's downtrodden stock. What Wall Street heard: TiVo service will be available on Comcast! Yippee! Unfortunately, the fine print of the deal reveals that it's a "nonexclusive partnership" that only provides "Comcast customers with the opportunity to choose the TiVo service ... as an additional option" to Comcast's existing DVR service. Even worse, it's only supposed to kick in "mid-to-late 2006" (Internet time, baby!).
Once again, consumers have moved on. Around the country, the ever-improving, often unbranded DVR services offered by various cable companies now, quite simply, trump TiVo's formerly state-of-the-art interface.
So Comcast customers are supposed to bother signing up for the "additional option" of TiVo when the nameless DVR in their cable box already works great? Riiiiight.
What the media companies battling Grokster and StreamCast don't understand, and what TiVo's management can't grasp, is that tech consumers don't need no stinking brands-they just want, and will always find, whatever works best at helping them get a handle on what they really care about: the content.
It was nice for awhile to get to say "I TiVo'd 'Family Guy'"-TiVo is a lovely, fun word-but we got through the VCR epoch just fine without fetishizing individual VCR brands. (I don't remember anyone feeling the need to say "I Hitachied 'Seinfeld.'") When TiVo dies, I suspect we'll just return to saying "I recorded 'Family Guy.'" Meanwhile, the millions of file-sharing fans who briefly relied on Grokster or Morpheus continue to move on to other basically generic, interchangeable means of sharing files. The underlying technologies endure and evolve, while the fashion-y brand names tenuously attached to those technologies fade away.
Speaking of fashion, I've decided to re-gift my Napster T-shirt. Send me an e-mail with "Napster, please" in the subject line along with a sentence explaining why you want (or need) my shirt (it's a men's size M), and I'll select one lucky winner. I'll not only launder the shirt before sending it, I'll throw in my Pets.com sock puppet.
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