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Conspiracists, Start Your Engines

Masons Snag Free Nascar Sponsorship

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Slate's Seth Stevenson, who lives down the street from the Free Mason's national temple, offers the details of their decision to sponsor a Nascar team. Apparently, the super-secretive cabal of men who rule the world is running low on members.

Of course, the implication here is that the next generation of puppet masters will, among other things, appreciate the fine art of driving cars really fast and making left turns.
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