El Dia Del Mustache is actually in its fifth year of celebrating post-nose hairs. FHM was their sponsor last year, but, ahem, FHM is no more. Undaunted, the men sallied forth, determined to grow upper-lip shrubbery, drink and donate money to prostate cancer foundations. Fortunately, Wahl stepped in at the last minute and donated the Best in Show trophy: a bronzed Wahl buzzer mounted on a stone slab. I've heard it is a sight to behold.
In case you are wondering what it takes to be best in show, let's just say handlebars are a plus. Otherwise, you may find your fuzzy lip in the rubrick of Molester 'stache, Novelty 'stache, Dad 'stache, or--for the folicularly challenged--Sh*tty 'stache.
No, goatees are not allowed.