alerts us to a rather intriguing promotional effort by Six Flags Over Texas. And by intriguing, we mean disgusting. According to the Star-Telegram.com
, those willing to snack on a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach will be given a free Flash Pass, allowing them to cut those long lines for the cool rides. As Simpson says, "Additionally, they may wish to consider allowing the pass holders to skip to the head of the line at bathrooms as well."
I'll just point out that this has to be the first time an amusement park offers customers food without marking it up 300%.