We like this exchange:
"Q. I'm sure she is. Can we move on here? What did you think of the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention's stance on your spot, which they deemed insensitive to those with mental illness and suicidal depression?
A. Well, first of all, I think they overreacted. I mean come on - it's a frickin' TV commercial for crissakes, not a frickin' endorsement of suicide. Can't they suspend their crusade for one damn day so people can enjoy the Super Bowl without some protest group coming out of the freakin' woodwork? I mean, where were the people complaining about the Budweiser 'Crab' spot for promoting a mind control cult that could negatively affect crabs? You said it best a long time ago in one of your columns - that this country needs an enema. "