Paging Doctor Grahn, Doctor Grahn, you and your cane are needed at the Fox headquarters. STAT! Apparently they have a show called "House M.D." that appears to be some sort of spin-off of your show, "The House Doctor." Regardless, it sounds like their attorney would like to have a discussion (I'm sure it has something to do with where to send your royalty checks).
Hey, I've got an idea for ya ... after your final episode airs, I think you should start a show called "America's Got a Talented Realtor," or better yet, "Desperate Housesellers." Who knows, maybe this time ABC will do a spin-off.