"There is a super fake reality show being filmed for SOAPNET at JANE starring two people hired specifically to 'work' there who literally do nothing except when the cameras are on them. The camera crew filmed the whole thing, so it should be on TV when the show comes out. The two people on the show were the only ones crying."
Why does it always seem to be the fakes and incompetents who cry the loudest at such times? Oh, that's right, because it's always harder for those with little (or no) actual skills to find a new job.