So Farrah Fawcett and a cougar walk into a car. . . The year is 1975 and Mercury knew how to sell a Cougar. The XR7 is "uncommonly luxurious." It's got "glove-soft vinyl." And a "full array of instruments." Also a moon roof. And a shot of Farrah stripping down to a bathing suit. I'm not sure you can handle this much awesome in one single ad, but go on. Give it a shot.