Like I didn't have enough reasons to hate on Ken Jeong. He's a medical doctor as well as a successful actor and comedian. Now, in his latest role as Slim Chin for Adidas, he's got a cheetah, something called a lady pyramid and a solid gold jet-ski that he rides in a caviar pool. It's part of an effort from the shoe marketer and agency 180LA that includes TV spots and a music video (both seen below) for the adiZero Rose and Beast, signature shoes for Derrick Rose and Dwight Howard. An "interactive video experience" from 180 Amsterdam will drop tomorrow. The tagline is "Fast Don't Lie."