An outfit calling itself Pole Positioning LLCis offering marketing a chance to slap their brands up on stripper poles. Now that's recession-proof marketing if ever I heard it. According to the press materials, "This allows you to target by age, gender, geography, income and lifestyle." Let us guess which gender you'll be targeting here. Of course, you might not be targeting the sort of guys who sit around getting drunk on over-priced booze and throwing singles at nekkid ladies, but in times like these, can you afford to miss an opportunity? I didn't think so. You have to think outside of the box.