Today is the gift that just keeps on giving. Via Urlesque, we learn of the not-safe-for-anyone-with-a-sense-of-dignity Sexy Bandz. They're like Silly Bandz--except for lonely perverts and bachelorette parties. But what's worse than the boob-shaped (OMG, they said BOOB!) items is the ad. And by worse, I mean so bad it's awesome. I almost wonder if the writing team behind Archer is responsible for this.