Bob Menendez is tougher than George W. Bush:
That's because Bob Menendez is in bed with the mafia
Bob Menendez fought corruption while wearing a bullet-proof vest:
No, actually, Bob Menendez is as crooked as ... well ... as a New Jersey politician:
Tom Kean Jr. is best friends with felons AND he's just like George W. Bush
Bob Menendez lies ... he lies to Jews
This could actually go on and on and on, but you get the point.
Part 1 (Stem cells and David Zucker) | Part 2 (Ford vs. Corker) | Part 3 (The National Front) | Part 4 (Massachusetts and Rhode Island) | Part 5 (Man of Steele) | Part 6 (Crazy in Connecticut) | Part 7 (Spitzer Outguns Faso in New York) | Part 8 (Electrocuting Children in Ohio) | Part 9 (Garden State Mudslingers) | Part 10 (Virginia Ain't for Lovers)