More important for journalists is that Diageo has set up The Captain's Corner in one of the media pavilions, which includes a number of fine Diageo liquors. Though the Captain gets all the publicity, I think journalists and their ilk would have rioted if they'd only been offered the Captain, which is an acquired taste -- and one usually acquired in your early 20s and lost shortly after you leave your sorority. I kid, I kid! Journalists wouldn't riot; they'd mumble under their breaths while drinking whatever free alcohol shoved in their direction. Just like we did while we scarfed down chicken fingers and popcorn served up in The Captain's Corner.
Below, video evidence of the Captain putting the party back in the platform.