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Maybe Obama IS an Economy-Destroying Communist

Latest Mailer: Take Election Day Off for Barack

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I kid, I kid. But really, Barack? In an economy like this, you want me to ask my boss to give me the day off for a Get Out the Vote effort? John McCain might have seven houses, but obviously you haven't spent much (or any) time anywhere near a real job (i.e., one that doesn't involve academia, politics or "community organizing"). And no, I'm not using a sick day, so don't even think about asking!

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