It's an embarassment of riches -- though a redundant one. Multiple targets, for instance, get the "dopey" designation (e.g., MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell is a "dopey political pundit," while New York Daily News owner Mort Zuckerman is a "dopey clown").
Pro tip: If you're not a subscriber to the paper edition of the Times, you may want to stop by a newsstand today (outside of the New York Metro area, Starbucks stocks the Times), because the inky list is something to behold. Trump's insultapalooza takes up two entire printed pages, and the Times thoughtfully used the center spread of its section A for the piece -- which means it's ready to display as a delightfully mean-spirited poster.
Or maybe you want to buy a bunch of copies to use as wrapping paper? Christmas is going to be here quicker than you think.
Simon Dumenco, aka Media Guy, is an Ad Age editor-at-large. You can follow him on Twitter @simondumenco.