Come on, you knew it was coming. A new movie starring a certain enormous simian has been cross-promoted with everything from Volkswagens to action figures. Now, Burger King's resident monarch gets Kong-sized in the latest dual marketing spots, which break today. The first shows the hero winning the affections of a blonde, while the second shows only what an 800-pound gorilla might order off the value menu. Let's just say that super size might be an understatement.