Watching dubbed foreign films is a past-time usually reserved for mouth-breathers who don't like reading to ruin their movie-watching experiences. The great exception being kung fu flicks where the ancient art of English dubs has proved to be a fountain of unintentional comedy throughout the ages. Now, Asia's Tiger beer is celebrating the Year of the Pig by launching a website
that gives you the opportunity to play the role of Master Dubber. Users get a choice between a touching love scene or a tense fighting sequence in which to plug their own dialogue from a provided list of words. The results are addictive, not the least of reasons being it's probably the only place you'll start a kung fu fight by saying, "Your bandit wife will fondle my crackers."