There's something about snackfoods, especially nuts, that just inspires the very best in the genre. Such as these words of caution on a pack of Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." Or these instructions on the handful of peanuts that passes for a mini meal on American Airlines flights: "Open packet. Eat nuts." A very good effort, but not a Gold winner because the crucial step in the middle, "Insert nuts into open mouth," was sadly omitted.