A young fella with a Jay Leno jaw is sitting on a stoop peering strangely into a tiny Haagen-Dazs container of Dulce de Leche Caramel, which for some reason he has to hold between his knees. Headline: "Thank God she's late." He appears to have no spoon. This is quite mystifying. What could be in the container? Who or what is late? The "Too much pleasure?" tag only makes things murkier. Whip up a fundae at email@example.com. Contest not open to anyone named Edy Dreyer!