The Kafka Questionnaire

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Interactive Creative Director

TBWA/Chiat Day/New York

What's the worst thing Domino's Bad Andy ever did?

www.dougjaeger.com/exist

What's your preferred procrastination technique?

www.dougjaeger.com/playpong

Has your job ever required cross-dressing?

www.dougjaeger.com/no

What's your favorite commercial from the '80s?

www.dougjaeger.com/burgertime

What product would you most like to advertise, and why?

www.dougjaeger.com/jbscotch

What hobby would you pursue if you were sentenced to life in prison?

www.dougjaeger.com/reading

If the Clintons opened an ad agency, what would they name it?

www.dougjaeger.com/clinton

Name all the Keebler Elves.

www.dougjaeger.com/elves

What's the most creative thing you've ever done with a Thighmaster?

www.dougjaeger.com/searchforitonebay

How many account executives can fit on the head of a pin?

www.dougjaeger.com/five

What's really the best part of waking up?

www.dougjager.com/checktivo

What are the first names of the Doublemint Twins?

www.dougjaeger.com/whocareswhattheirnamesare

How would you cook the Energizer Bunny?

www.dougjaeger.com/mexicanbunnyrecipe

What cell phone ringer song is most likely to hurl you into a murderous rage?

www.dougjaeger.com/theyallare

Where is Speedy Alka-Seltzer these days?

www.dougjaeger.com/speedytoymuseum

What would you do if you saw the ghost of David Ogilvy?

www.dougjaeger.com/askaboutcastle

Eager beaver of an interactive creative director that he is, Doug Jaeger has brought Kafka into the Digital Age. Please see the above URLs for Doug's fully fleshed-out answers.

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