Your Death in Iraq Will Not Be For Nothing

The Free Gift is Yours To Keep!

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The ad is for the U.S. Army Reserve. It's all about a kid trying to persuade his dad to let him sign up. Dad is skeptical, because he knows the Pentagon is calling up every warm body to defend our freedoms/radicalize the entire Muslim world in Iraq.

The ad highlights the college education you can get subsidized and the 120 different specialities you can train for before being blown to bits. But, maybe because the Army knows it's on thin ice dwelling on the concept of "future," the voice-over ends with an incentive you can enjoy right now.

"You also get a free sports watch!"

Nice. Unfortunately, the enemy offers its recruits 72 virgins. And they will not be undersold.
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