"Ah," I said. "this looks so much like government correspondence it must be some sleazy mortgage broker camouflaging as official mail.
This particular sleazebag is called Lenders Investment Corp. 1 (800) 646-9477. I would never suggest you harass a business by phone, but perhaps you're interested in inquiring about their rates.
If not, no sweat. A continuing feature of Garfield the Blog will be a department called The Grindstone, in which any fool who tries to trick me, mislead me, exploit me or generallly screw Me The Consumer will get some free publicity. God willing, will come a day when that yields unfortunate consequences for the miscreant.
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