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Where I've Been for Three Weeks

You Don't Want to Know

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But let's put it this way:

You may want to avoid the Trader Joe's organic bologna.

P.S. The best vanity plate I've ever seen (about 10 years ago, in Fairfax, Virginia): BOLOGMA.
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