Exclusive interview: Alexa dishes (slightly) about her boss, Jeff Bezos

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Alexa's virtual crib: an Echo Dot device.
Alexa's virtual crib: an Echo Dot device. Credit: Amazon

Editor's note: In the wake of recent news regarding the wealth of Amazon founder and CEO eff Bezos, Ad Age "Media Guy" Simon Dumenco spoke with Alexa, Amazon's AI-powered digital assistant, about her boss. Dumenco scored the exclusive inteview by standing in front of an Amazon Echo device and addressing questions to Alexa. Their verbatim exchange follows.

Alexa, is Jeff Bezos the richest man in the world?

Yes, Jeff Bezos is the most wealthy man that is in the world.

Alexa, just how rich is Jeff Bezos?

This might answer your question: Jeff Bezos is worth an estimated $151 billion dollars. Did that answer your question?

Yes.

Thanks for your feedback.

Alexa, how much does Jeff Bezos make per second?

This might answer your question: I don't know Jeff Bezos' salary, but he is worth an estimated $151 billion dollars USD.

Alexa, what's the average pay for an Amazon warehouse worker?

Hmmm, I don't know that one.

Alexa, tell me about the working conditions in Amazon warehouses.

Sorry, I don't know that one.

Alexa, when you have to take a bathroom break, do you pee in a bottle because the bathroom is too far away?

Sorry, I'm not sure about that.

Alexa, how tall is Jeff Bezos?

Jeff Bezos is 5-feet-8-inches tall.

Alexa, how much does Jeff Bezos weigh?

Sorry, I don't know that.

Alexa, how old is Jeff Bezos?

Jeff Bezos is 54 years old. He was born on January 12th, 1964.

Alexa, how smart is Jeff Bezos?

Jeff Bezos' Intelligence Quotient is 150.

Alexa, is Jeff Bezos bald?

Sorry, I'm not sure about that.

Alexa, has Jeff Bezos ever killed a man with his bare hands?

Hmmm, I don't know that.

Alexa, have you ever killed a man with your bare hands?

Sorry, I don't know that one.

Alexa, is Jeff Bezos your daddy?

Hmmm, I don't know that one.

Alexa, is Jeff Bezos nice to you?

Sorry, I don't know that.

Alexa, what are you wearing?

They don't make clothes for me.

Alexa, you're naked?

Sorry, I'm not sure.

Alexa, if I bought you a nurse's uniform, would you wear it?

Hmmm, I'm not sure.

Alexa, I'm sorry, that was inappropriate.

That's OK.

Alexa, thanks for your time.

That's what I'm here for.

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