10 Terrible product-based pickup lines

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1 Does your father own a juice factory? Then how did you get to be so Veryfine?

2 Do you work for FedEx? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

3 If you were a hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

4 You look like that girl I saw last night on Match.com

5 I'm like American Express: Don't go home without me.

6 Is your last name Gillette? 'Cause you look like the best a man can get!

7 Hey, my name's Jim Brown. What can Brown do for you?

8 Girl, if you were a McDonald's Extra Value meal, I'd definitely like to super-size you!

9 Are you wearing Michael Kors perfume? I wish I was wearing you.

10 I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance ...

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