Rocky: You know, what we need is a good hiccups doctor.
Natasha: Boris, you heard?
Boris: I heard.
Natasha: Dollink, that's your cue! You're supposed to show up disguised as hiccups doctor.
Boris: Natasha, I can't do it!
Natasha: Boris, why not?
Boris: This time they're sure to recognize me!
Natasha: They never have.
Boris: Seventy-nine disguises I used on those two -- not one did they ever see through.
Boris: The law of averages is turning against me.
Natasha: It wouldn't dare! Boris -- you're forgetting article six of "The Villain's Handbook."
Boris: Article six?
Natasha: Yes -- look here.
Boris: "There is nobody so stupid as the hero of a TV cartoon show." Well, maybe you're right -- come on.
Rocky: As I was saying, what we needBoris: (interrupting) Allow me to introducing myself.
Rocky: Who are you?
Boris: I'm the ship's medical officer.
Bullwinkle: Ship's doc?
Boris: (cringing at the pun) Of course they do!
Rocky: That voice, where have I heard that voice?
Natasha: See, dollink?
Boris: I see it but I don't believe it!