Mr. Jenkins can imagine no individual in Mr. Jenkins' circle of friends who would shop at the Gap.
Have you ever been able to assemble something from IKEA all by yourself?
I put together a radio spot just last week.
What's your favorite spokesanimal?
What should Michael Jordan not sell?
Doesn't he already sell everything?
Have you ever had a milk mustache?
I'm afraid that if I drink milk I'll start talking like the people in those ads. (Vanna White: "How do I spell Calcium . . .?")
What item should McDonald's add to its menu?
McSoylent Green. Or do they already have that? I haven't been there in a while.
Who is the single greatest advertising creative of the century?
I suppose it's whoever has won the most awards. Probably some junior guy at Cliff Freeman.
What is a quality you possess that no one knows about?
I can type 65 words per minute. Back in college, my father said never to tell prospective employers or they would want me to start as a secretary instead of a copywriter. But I think it's finally safe to let people know.
Who is your guru?
Dorothy Parker. Genius rhyming schemes. It's a good thing she died before some ad agency tried to hire her to write jingles.
If you could have just one item in your fridge, what would it be?