Japan: "You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."
Moscow: "You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday."
Bangkok: "Drop your trousers here for best results."
Zurich: "Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested the lobby be used for this purpose."
East Africa: "A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers."
Rome: "Ladies-leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."
Milan: "Dresses for street walking."
The Czech Republic: "Take one of our horse-driven city tours-we guarantee no miscarriages."
Sweden: "Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin."
Copenhagen: "We take your bags and send them in all directions."
Budapest: "Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."
Acapulco: "The manager has personally passed all the water here."
Moscow: "If this is your first visit to the U.S.S.R., you are welcome to it!"
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