The "Info Highway" has me spooked!
(I don't know how to "drive").
I've heard it said of marketers,
It's how the best will thrive.
I thought I'd come a long, long way;
I'd reached a comfort zone.
I'd caught on to the lingo
that DM calls its own.
I cope with TARGETS, ZIPS and CODES.
I small talk with the best.
I fear I'll flunk the test!
How's your "cyberspace today?
And do you "analog"?
The flows reverse, the roles have changed,
And I'm stuck in a bog!
This whole new world has got me shook.
The high tech tools are scary.
Forgive me if I seem to cringe
and act a little wary.
You see, I'm from another world.
I don't do well with "new."
But once this "road" has potholes
I'm sure I'll dig it, too!