Congratulations to Hilton Hotels for winning in two categories this month: besides Worst Art Direction in a Newspaper Ad, they're making off with the coveted Best Larry King/John Lennon Combo Shill. Larry even has his hand out for payment, and if you look closely you can see prescient Yoko adding up John's posthumous ad royalties on an abacus.
Guys! Here's a chick
you won't mind having around on Football Sunday! Best Use of a Woman With a TV Set for a Head goes to Unisys, for a new campaign tagged, "We eat, sleep and drink this stuff." Flush the rest of that stuff down the toilet, Unisys, it's