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"Just when you thought laundry couldn't get any more fun," Tide offers something called Kick that closely resembles a toilet, complete with a Sani-Wrap across the seat, just like in cheap hotels. We're not completely sure about the fun part, but, damn, that's thoughtful. When's the last time you saw restrooms at a laundromat?

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Sure Signs That Gen-Y Marketing is Totally Out of Control, #11: Folgers is describing its canned lattes as "A cup of giddy-up." So the best part of waking up is giddy-up in your cup? All we can say is: nay! And check out these flavors: Vanilla Vibe, Mocha Fusion, Mocha Almond Jive, Caramel Groove and Chocolate Mint Mambo. Aren't all these guys in the Wu-Tang Clan?

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High-Tech Idiotic Guy Uses for a Watch, #21: "The new Casio digital wrist camera." The body copy suggests that when a dude spots a girl he digs, he simply snaps her pic and types in her name and number. But how'd he get her name and number? He must've been wearing the new Casio sodium pentathol injector watch on his other wrist.

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This Norelco ad may look like a disgusting depiction of electric razor depravity, but keep in mind that in the post-Bubba era, oral sex isn't sex. That's why the web address is norelco.com/norisk.

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