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OK, we admit it, we don't look this good in Candie's. Best Use of a Bearded Midget in Short Pants and Red Spike Heels goes to Six Flags for a saga about a tiny guy who needs a boost to make the height requirement for the roller coaster. We can't wait to see this little fella in a sundress.

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Pass the formaldehyde, we're workin' up a hell of a thirst. Best Use of Disgusting Pickled Body Parts in the Financial Services category goes to ReliaStar Corp. for a spot in which a bartender eats what is either a pig nose or a human ear out of a jar -- in order to illustrate the theme, "There are some things in life that we may never understand." Yeah, there sure as hell are. Like

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