He closes with, "I tried to explain this to the IRS ... and it's a good thing I kept all of my records."
One of a number of spots in a "What's on your PowerBook is you" campaign showing people in a variety of occupations.
Federal Express Corp.: "Applause" (BBDO Worldwide; Gartner Grasso; :30). The boss, who obviously is a bully, strides onto the office floor. In front of everyone, he bellows at a young woman, "Murphy, that package you sent to Denver-it never got there!"
She slides a disk into her PC as voice-over says, "Introducing Tracking Software, from Federal Express." She eyes the screen and informs the boss that the package was "picked up at 5:20 last night, delivered at 9:42 this morning, and signed for by Pete Donovan. Shall I call him for you, sir?" "Never mind," he harrumphs, stalking out.
When he's gone, the staff gives Ms. Murphy a standing ovation.