Whoa, step back from the edge, desperate ad type. Wunderman's got hope for you, in the form of the Career-O-Matic 3000
. Just check boxes with your strong suits and it'll automatically spit out something you'll be wildly successful doing in your Life After Advertising. We're not sure if this has been implemented yet, but rumors are floating around that the next iteration of the software will be able to detect awards and automatically forward talented users to a Wunderman recruiting representative.