Well, what can we say? We're suckers for cute piggies. (And advertising icons in trouble. When everyone found out the Green Giant was living under a bridge and huffing carpet cleaner, suffice to say we opened our hearts and homes.) So when we heard this little pink treasure (who, incidentally starred in a Mother/NY telecom spot directed by the Perlorian Brothers) might be made into Canadian bacon, we had to spread the word. Check out Reginald Pike's effort to get Red off porcine death row, lest he wind up fuel for Wake n' Bacon.