Two. With a planner in the back seat telling them both where to go.
Paul Hogan and Jocko, the has-been Duracell lunatic, fight an Australian ad endorser Celebrity Death Match. Who wins?
Well, they replaced Jocko with a family of plastic dolls, so I'd have to go with Hogan.
Is European advertising better than American advertising?
Who would you like to see in a Milk Mustache ad?
Salman Rushdie or Tinky Winky. Or both.
How do you really speak Australian?
To Americans? Very slowly.
What is your dream client?
Procter & Gamble (media only).
What is your least favorite jingle?
Can you tell the difference between Coke or Pepsi in a taste test?
I don't drink non-alcoholic beverages, as a rule.
Describe your perfect oasis.
A place where I could live well, be pampered and feel perfectly at ease doing nothing. Say, the Interpublic Group of Companies.
Australian-born Paul Bernasconi is creative director at Oasis Advertising, New