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Who would win at Celebrity Death Match? Mr. Clean or the Brawny paper towel guy?

I don't know, but from the looks of those two, I think they'd prefer a different form of grappling, if you know what I mean.

How about a fight between Betty Crocker and Madge the Manicurist?

Again, I don't know, but now you're starting to turn me on.

What's your favorite commercial?

Anything where all the parts are played by Jonathan Winters.

What's your least favorite commercial?

Those shirtless YANKS guys -- I refuse to be a party to their thinly-veiled homoerotic agenda.

What's the best looking advertising award that you've won?

Grand Prize at the London International awards -- his buttocks are sublime.

What's the most annoying question about Seattle? Then answer it.

Do we really all have vestigial gills? That's between me and my ichthyologist.

Name an agency with a funnier name than WongDoody.


Who's got the best burger: McDonald's, Burger King or Wendy's?

I couldn't say. I've boycotted them all ever since somebody found that condom in a Big Mac (turns out the rumors about Grimace and Mayor McCheese were true).

What's going to be the next big advertising spokesanimal?

Chupacabras -- the Mexican goat sucker.

What's your favorite piece of Tupperware?

The Master Baster. OK, I made that one up.

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