An ad for Gold Bond Anti-Chafing Creme (with one dollar off mail-in rebate); a Personals ad with a SWF seeking a SWM who drives a Le Car; and any ad that says "Just Do It."
What one moment inspired you to devote your life to advertising?
When my sister "accidentally" hit me in the head with a roofing hammer. Repeatedly.
If Darren from Bewitched worked at a real advertising agency, which one would it be?
That wasn't a documentary? Oh, God, now I am confused.
How much money did you make last year? How much money should you have made?
Somewhere around $4.75 an hour, but they supply the uniform and the steel-toed shoes.
What product should have the slogan, "Is this a great time or what?"
Folsom Prison. Man, did they nail it.
What's your favorite TV show? Book? Client?
Any show on the Self-Help Channel rules. My favorite book is Slappy the Bait-Shop Boy by William S. Burroughs (sadly out of print). And clients? Baby, I loves 'em all.
Which advertising icon are you happier to see return: Charlie the Tuna or Mr. Clean?
I really love them both, but, for the record, Charlie is a much better kisser.
What work are you most proud of?
This really happening ashtray I made in the third grade. My parents still have it proudly displayed on their coffee table. I just wish they'd empty it now and then.
