Last week's contest: This one left everybody dangling. It's a great ad for, of all things, the Tomahawk Tree Stabilizer System, seen here in full, from Charlotte, N.C., agency Corder Philips Wilson. The runner-up is Steve Solether, creative services manager at Bridgestone/Firestone, with "The Costra Nostra's latest in piano wire, ' 'Cuz it's easy on da hands.' " And the winner is Marco Cignini of The Kaplan Thaler Group, with "Orchard Supply's new MacGyver toilet cable flushers." Marco, sit proudly on your throne.