Hitting Up Cocaine Fans Where Their Ears Hurt

Energy Drink Signs on for Dimmu Borgir Tour, Forced Hilarity Ensues

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The Cocaine energy drink was born for innuendos like this:
"Many Cocaine fans are also big music fans, so Cocaine joining [the Dimmu Borgir Invaluable Darkness Tour] was a no-brainer," said Raymond Herrera-Partner and world wide marketing director of Redux Beverages. "We like to get out face-to-face with Cocaine fans, so this is another of many concerts you can expect to see Cocaine sponsor and support."
Har har. This was from a a press release, and unfortunately not some hilariously off-the-cuff "gaffe."

Speaking of metal bands, hopefully everyone by now has seen this KFC spot by now:

[Via Idolator]