These days, you kids just take a track from P*Fork's Best New Music and figure out a way to fit in some copy around the really killer guitar parts. Back in my day, musicians had to put their hearts and souls into the music that moved fabric softener. Here, via Boing Boing, is a testament to the grit of the jingle singers of yesteryear:
According to a YouTube commenter, this woman is Kelly Crane and the product is Pattycake Rainbow Bread, which we can only assume is a mass-produced version of the stuff we used to make with food coloring when our folks were not around.
[Via Boing Boing, G. Palmer]