Hey, Francis Coppola Rosso, the "Wine for everyday life." Finally, the perfect accompaniment to tete de cheval. Also goes great with rumble fish, don't get hung up on any no-red-with-seafood pretensions.
"He's got nothing on besides a toque and a handkerchief." Yeah, so it's not like he's gonna get arrested, you horrible Pillsbury eunuch-mongers! There he is, staring in eye-popped shock at his painfully deficient triple reflection. You couldn't spare the guy two croutons and a junior breadstick? The poor little bastard hasn't even got a buttcrack, for pity's sake!
Chew on this: Wrigley's Extra gum, Polar Ice flavor, actually messes with your DNA. But who cares? The important thing is, it's sugar-free, with long-lasting flavor! Soon to be available in Chernobyl Cherry, Three Mile Spice Island and Tangy Tokaimura.
"Every award show is absolutely meaningless industry promotion combined with an ego/dysfunction spectacular."
- Jerry Seinfeld
"The problem with focus groups and research is, all you're doing is saying, `Does this go down easy with people?' And I don't think it makes any sense to create work that goes as easily through a person's system as bacon through a duck."
- Dan Wieden