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With whom would you rather be shipwrecked on a desert island: Keith Olbermann, Dennis Miller or Mark Fenske?

Wow, all three are smart, funny and handsome. Can't go wrong here. But Dennis comes closest to petite. And I like petite.

What one moment inspired you to devote your life to advertising?

When I was 15, I had an erotic dream involving Mr. Whipple and the Pillsbury Doughboy. It's been advertising ever since.

If Darren from Bewitched worked at a real advertising agency, which one would it be?

Dweck & Campbell, The Abelson Company or Wieden & Kennedy/New York. Possibly the Leap Partnership.

How much money did you make last year?

Right around $1.8 million.

What product has "Feed the Need" for a slogan? What product should have "Feed the Need" for a slogan?

Is it Preparation H? I don't know. I guess either edible heroin or a brothel specializing in food fetishes.

What's you favorite TV show? Magazine? Client?

Blossom. Teen People. Brad Renfro.

If the '60s were Bill Bernbach, the '70s George Lois and the '80s Jay Chiat, what name best represents the '90s?


What work are you most proud of?

The selfless work I do outside of advertising -- teaching kick-boxing to senior citizens.

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