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This is an ad for something called Pull-Ups training pants, apparently a sort of knee-length Depends for preschoolers. Headline: "You know what they say: `Small feet, small bladder.' " Oh, really? We conducted an informal survey around the office and we found absolutely no one who had ever heard this delightful aphorism. We did, however, strike up a promising friendship with an intern who has a urinary tract infection. But never mind that. And never mind this ad. Just supply a new maxim that involves any internal organ and any bodypart, to sell the product or service of your choice. Unzip your mind at Contest not open to anyone who's ever stood up and announced, "Excuse me, I have to micturate"!
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