For the dim-witted among you, that headline should be read with a heaping dose of sarcasm. Over to the left, you'll see the Spanish basketball team posing in an ad for a delivery company. According to The Guardian, "Every single player appears pulling back the skin on either side of their eyes. The advert carries the symbol of the sport's governing body." Considering Spain's well-documented recent sports history, this sort of stupidity shouldn't surprise anyone.