Here's the wonderful thing about this just-released ultra-meta video from Funny or Die titled "The New Apple iPad Announcement Parody": Once you watch it, you're set for life. You'll never have to watch another Apple product-announcement parody clip ever again, because this Apple product-announcement parody clip obviates the need for all other Apple product-announcement parody clips that will be released henceforth.
Isn't that a huge relief?
Simon Dumenco is the "Media Guy" media columnist for Advertising Age. Follow him on Twitter @simondumenco.