Please, for the Love of God, Nobody Make a Harlem Shake-Themed Commercial!

The Meme Is Dead, Short Live the Meme

No less an authority than The Atlantic Wire, the website founded by Ralph Waldo Emerson and Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (or, wait, maybe they founded its sister magazine, The Atlantic -- need to check that) has declared that "The Harlem Shake Meme Is Dead." The blink-twice-and-you-(hopefully)-might-have-missed it phenomenon has its own Wikipedia entry if you feel the need to catch up on it, though The Atlantic Wire's post also does a good job of explaining its brief, tragic life.

My colleague Nat Ives was wondering this morning how many agencies have been pulling all-nighters trying to churn out Harlem Shake-themed commercials that attempt to surf on the now-crashed viral wave. This is where we plead to anyone working at such agencies to put down the mouse -- or take your hands off the trackpad -- and step away from your cubicle.

Remember, friends don't let friends make Harlem Shake videos:

Simon Dumenco is the "Media Guy" columnist for Advertising Age. You can follow him on Twitter @simondumenco.