10. Empty offices
9. A Homer Simpson doll that sings "Tiny Bubbles"
8. Babar Chairs
7. An indoor miniature golf course
6. Antique typewriter, faux marble Shakespeare bust
5. Tacky Graceland snow globes
4. More dogs than people
3. The messiness and pictures of fish, friends and my face with annoyed expressions
2. A renovated church so I have a stained glass window
1. We're in a space that was used as a shopping mall in the 1930s. I sit in Lingerie. My friend sits in the Beauty Salon. Yes, I'm serious.